I was only nine years.
I loved Shrek so much.
I also hated Justin Bieber
I preyed to Shrek everyday for the life he has given me.
SHREK is love I say. SHREK is life.
Justin Bieber comes through my window and calls me a Shrek Fucker.
I knew he was jealous of Shrek because Shrek was better than him.
So I called him a Drek piece of shit.
he sang a layer restriction song.
Then Justin Bieber said "It's all ogre now"
I pled to Shrek to save me.
Shrek comes to my rescue.
Shrek uppercuts Justin Bieber into the air.
"It's never ogre until I say its ogre!"
Then Justin Bieber came back with the help of Faarquad.
"NEVER SAY NEVER"
Then Shrek takes out his onion machine gun and shoots a rampage of Onions at Justin Bieber and Faarquad.
"It's all ogre now."
Then Shrek gives me an onion to restore my layers.
I eat the Shrek blessed onion.
Then Shrek says "Your problems are ogre now".
Then he leaves through my window.
Shrek is love
Shrek is life.